Who have you met, and what have you learned? Okay. Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she…cranky? Yes. Tallulah and Laszlo are their children. Joe is married to Billie. Lefty is the butler. Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don’t know who they’re related to. Neither do we. Go on. Lucille is married to Bud, and your dad, Cornelius, is their son. What does Cornelius look like? Tom Selleck. Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny, and her brothers are Gaston and Art. You’re forgetting something. Forgetting? Oh, right. Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.